Ewww

Having a conversation with my one.

I like to bring up strange or funny little things that people do. So I asked in a situation were there is no toilet paper what have you done? She said well I pull up my underwear slowly and go to look for some. I myself have been stuck in such predicaments.

One I can remember was a little panic attack I had when I realized "Oh No!" I asked myself why does this happen after the fact I find no paper. In this type of situation one has very little if any options. It becomes sort of a little game. O.K. Now back to the time I can remember. So there I was half finished with my business and no paper! While my mind was running all the scenarios of all the bad ways this could end I needed to think quickly. Luckily I was at home and thank all that is good in life no one was home at the time of my situation. During these tense moments I realized "The napkins in the living room!" Warning if you don't know were this is going I suggest stop reading now. Feeling very uncomfortable I arose ever so carefully my pantaloons in order not to disturb the un-wiped tushy. I loosely put on the pants and wattled my ass to the living room. A sight for sore eyes, there on the table were a fat stack of napkins. To me at that moment worth more then gold. I then wattled my ass back to the laboratory, finished my business and was finally relived both figuratively & literally to be done with that dark moment in my life.
The moral of the story is: Always check for toilet paper before & not after the fact.

Very Bad Options Socks,undies, or the very sick finger trick.