Sunday, January 11, 2009

Gangsta Lean

I don't know why I'm writing this but this is a random thought.
So last night I was walking around my room naked, don't ask me why I was...I just was. I happen to be lookin at my nutz as I was walking around the room for about ten seconds.

Imagine some guy walking around his room naked looking down intensely at his family jewels.
-Now that just ain't right.

I noticed my nuts had a Gangsta Lean when I walked. A real ummmm....yeah lets say swagger to them. In that moment I was walking with my head down thinking to myself.

" Wow, my balls walk like a pimp does!...How cool.."

Things get even stranger.
So then I started to imagine my testicles walking down the street.
With the, awe yeah! Gangsta Lean. Might I add I also imagined a little pimp hat,a cane, and too finish things off a purple pimp coat. Wow all that in a 10 second walk around my room.

To be fair I was just done with a shower.

2 comments:

  1. hahahahahahaha!

    not gonna lie. thats hilarious!

    I walk around naked all the time too.
    it's good for your health and mind.
    More people should do it. mhm.

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  2. I am now looking for a little pimp hat and cane so I can take a photo.

    Sweet memory's ha just kidding....

    I always have too much fun with these.

    I agree more people should do it, but people like me should do it in private..haha

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